What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

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A glimmer of hope

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because it may Pikachu.

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You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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You can hide your own easter eggs.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.