A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
We are three. - Three - Me and my brother. - You have a brother - No why do you ask
His brother holding the VCR.
The urge to pop a cold one.
A: An accordion player with a pager.
He ran out of patients.
A Russian spy.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.