What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

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What do you call a virgin redneck?

A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.