What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.