What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.