What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food