What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.