What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.