What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument