What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.