Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

A Merangue-utang :-D

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'