Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?