Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the polynomial tree fall over?

It didn't have any real roots

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.