Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.