What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What is Bear Grylls' favorite snack brand?

Nature's Valley

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.