Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.