Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

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Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.