Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.