Because he always plays with Pooh.
they smack my bishop
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
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A: Really bad.
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Looking for Pooh.
She reads them pig tales.
At a school for higher loining.