Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.