Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.