Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving