What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty