What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.