What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.