What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How was my soup?

Souperb.