What do you give an elephant with big f...

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Why's everyone so afraid of clowns?

Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !