Interracial
Squirming-ham
Vineyard Skynyrd
Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
He was having his mid life crisis!
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
2 years of marriage.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise