What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.