What do you call a hippie with a business major?

A Hippie-crite.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.