Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot