What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.