What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.