What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Eh... It's tso-tso.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.