What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

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What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.