What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why can't Chinese people have white babies?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !