Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How is the elevator business?

Oh, it has its up and downs...

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race ?

Ready teddy go !

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!