Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.