How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn?

Decaf coffee.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard : He went through the entrance.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.