Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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With her Les-bow.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.