Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

Cupid Stunt Jokes More Cupid Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.