Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

Cupid Stunt Jokes More Cupid Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Wing Wing Jokes More Wing Wing Jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

Cupid Jokes More Cupid Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.