Arrow Jokes

What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist