What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...