What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden