Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What do you call an American who does not like apple pie?

A Communist

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?

The Loch Ness Elephant !

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.