Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew