Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.