What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.