What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.