What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.