What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you get if you cross Oddjob with Blofeld?

Oddfeld...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

What drugs do cows take?

Cow-caine

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.