What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!