What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!