What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!