What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.