Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.