Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname