Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!