Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

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What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Sudden Lee Jokes More Sudden Lee Jokes

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.