What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.