What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.