Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid