What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What makes a juice joke so funny?

The punchline

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.