Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

Pumpkin Jokes More Pumpkin Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.