Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin