Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.