Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin. I'll see myself out...

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.