Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.