Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.