Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.