Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!