What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.