What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

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What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.