What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.