How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.