How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.