How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.