How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs