Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.