Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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Why does it end with twenty?

he thinks to himself.

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

What do you call a hot girl in Germany ?

Tourist