a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Peter Panski
Ghetto Blaster
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Brushing your teeth!
Semtex.
Russia.
Because in Russia the military coups you.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
They pray on the weak.
Nein!