Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here