Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

How many goals did Germany score?

A brazillian