Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.