Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

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What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.