Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland"

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.