Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.