Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.