Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Who pays?

Germany.

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Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!