Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.