Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.