How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.