How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.