What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.