What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.