What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...