What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.