What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.