What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK