What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.