What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD