What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.