What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.