What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!