What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.