What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Why did the "upright man", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago?

Because they got homo e-rekt-us.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.