Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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The knife has a point

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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Yes++

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What can't teenage girls do?

Even

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Because they can't even.

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What is a simile?

It's like a metaphor.

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.