Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because they are ugly and they stink !
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
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English teachers and Alzheimer's patients
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
Two for me and one for you.
It's like a metaphor.