What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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What's the German super hero called?

Ale-Man

What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents