Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.