Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What is Bielefeld's Zip Code?

404

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'