A zip.
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The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Look ma, no hands!"
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Head and shoulders.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
He ran out of patients.
A doctor.
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Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!
Because he didn't study.
To study a broad
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
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Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
They're pretty big fans