Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Video Game System Jokes More Video Game System Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What is the issue with Dr. Dre's releases?

Chronic delays.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Examine Jokes More Examine Jokes

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle