Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What do you call two Wii Us?

Wii W.

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school?

Doctor.

Cram Jokes More Cram Jokes

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.