Prostate Jokes

What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.