What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)