What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.