Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

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You're a day late and a dolla short!

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They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Because he got Snowden

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.