Nsa Whistleblower Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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He was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Jalapeno Business...........

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Because he got Snowden

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

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They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.