What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"