What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay