What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.