What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"