When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.