What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!