What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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He got snowden.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!