What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.