What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.